Hey kids. Not that any of you would actually take the time to view this, but first and foremost, I am an asshole (figuratively, not literally). That is to say that I can't stand 98.7% of people in this world and am accordingly dismissive or otherwise just blatantly unkind to these people. I feel not the need to be friendly to strangers and am not the type to go out of my way to make friends - with few exceptions. That having been said, I can be quite the pleasant person when I find reason to -- here's to you 1.3%.